whoisDickVernon
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| Location | Butler, PA, United States |
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| Introduction | Whois Dick Vernon, PHD (Possess Highschool Diploma) I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I make women swoon with my sensuous steel guitar playing, I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I play bluegrass cello. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. . On Wednesdays, I repair computerized aircraft panels free of charge. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have given Rachel Ray and Emirile cooking lessons. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, and I have spoken with Elvis many times when I taught him how to play guitar. But I have not yet gone to college. |