FLAMINGO1
My blogs
| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Self-Flagellation |
| Location | Scottsdale, Arizona, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I really want to start a Saturday morning dodgeball league so that we can pick teams and leave the weak players until last - there really aren't as many opportunities to humiliate your fellow man in adult life. |
| Interests | Burning ants with a magnifying lens, Beer, psychic cats, roller disco, swigging wine, recreational antagonization, |
| Favorite movies | Sideways, Lost In Translation, Lord of the Rings, Legends of the Fall, Casablanca, Napoleon Dynamite, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Night Shift, Godfather I, Star Wars IV, |
| Favorite music | Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, AC/DC, The Who, Blondie, Sinatra, 80s music, Van Halen, Guns N Roses, Jimi Hendrix, the Doors, the Eagles |
| Favorite books | coloring, cook, dirty, anything and everything by: John Irving, Kurt Vonnegut, Hemingway, Kerouac |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
Hee, Hee...Poop Deck! Hee, Hee...Poop on Rosenblatt!! Poop! Poop! Poop! Can I be a viking instead of a pirate? Poop Deck...hee, hee, hee!

