Timster

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Stupendous underdog
Location The city of Metropolis, United Kingdom
Introduction Conceived on the doomed planet Uranus,placed on a hyperlight drive rocket.targeted to reach the planet Earth through hyperspace,where I was found in a field in Sint-Niklaas,Belguim 1978.educated there till age 9,U.S.A till age 14,belgium till age 16,U.K. till age 27.I began realizing my special abilities at age 8 when i was unhurt after being trampled by a Bushpig.I demonstrated more abilities as I grew,even being able to read.The following year,after using my abilities to excel in a poker game,I realised my special powers came with responsibilities.Though I hid my identity during that incident,I realized I had to adopt a superhero identity if I was to continue a public career of superheroics.I developed a superhero costume with distinctive chest hair.I also practiced smiling and began wearing a goatie to distinguish my appearance from that of Terribletimster.I began my superhero career as Terribletimster,and my journalism career at blogspot.com.At age 27,I learned about my Uranian heritage from an electro-psionic recording created by Google and stored in my matrix (i.e. rocketship).Learning of Uranus's fate,I was further determined to protect my adopted home planet.
Interests just about everything..cooking, travelling, waterskiing, poker, windsurfing, skating, surfing, scubadiving, clubbing, web design, swimming, body-building, football, fishing, snooker, reading, music playing and composing, visiting museums and art galleries. Environment and less developed countries related issues, visiting other planets...actually i sit around the house nude all day!
Favorite Movies Fifth Element, My left foot, Raw, Delirious, Spinal tap, Cheech and Chong, Braveheart, Empire Strikes Back, Three amigos, Gladiator, Godfather123, O'brother were art thou, The big lebowsky, Top secret, scarface
Favorite Music the temptations, The doors, The doobie brothers, The Stones, KRAFTWERK, Parliament, Frank Sinatra, Marvin Gay, Stevie Wonder, Gnr, Jimmy cliff, Bob Marley, Aretha Franklin, The beatles, Electro breakbeat house, Coldplay, Eagles, Rollin stones, ACDC, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Snoopdogg, Dre, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Hayseed Dixie, Massive attack, Stone temple pilots, Air
Favorite Books National geograpics, All Calvin and Hobbes books, Gary Larson comics, The road less travelled, We europeans, Meetings with remarkable trees, The lizard King, meetings with remarkable men, The beatles anthology, Bodylanguage, Jonathon linvingston seagull...

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

fruity and frivolous.