Gender	Male
Location	Ontario, Canada
Introduction	People don't like me when they first meet me because I'm usually swearing and getting mad at someone or something. Once you get to know me, you realize your first impression was right and I am an arsehole.
Interests	cycling, classic & skate skiing, hockey, telling it like it is, being wrong, gett'n mad, swearing , Toronto Maple Leafs - Go Leafs Go!
Favorite movies	Little Miss Sunshine, Shawshank Redemption, James Bond, Lord of the Rings, Into the Wild, indy films, anything with Clint Eastwood
Favorite music	little bit of this & a little bit of that . . .
Favorite books	Life Of Phi, No Great Mischief, Still Life of a Woodpecker, Fifteen Days, Outside the Wire . . . beyond that I'm illiterate.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

a cheese statue for consistently producing sub-par performances in all areas of life.