Jasmine
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Banking |
| Occupation | sandal-wearing goldfish tender |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Oh, by the way, I'm awesome. |
| Interests | pedicures, autumn, Champagne grapes |
| Favorite movies | Spirited Away, Superfly, Metropolitan, Women on the Verge of A Nervous Breakdown, Super Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, and anything with the word "Shrek" in its title |
| Favorite music | Elvis Presley, The Smiths, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, St. Etienne, Kylie Minogue, Prince, James Brown, LL Cool J, Run-DMC, Al Green, |
| Favorite books | Jane Austen, Beverly Cleary, Judy Blume, Sue Townsend, Laurie Colwin, David Sedaris, Lynda Barry, Paul Theroux, Calvin Trillin, Ovid |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Slowly.