My blogs

Blogs I follow

Industry	Biotech
Occupation	I leave things in my refrigerator until the government intervenes.
Location	Albuquerque, NM, United States
Introduction	If I attacked you with a melon, you would probably survive.
Interests	Eating gum I find at the mall, teaching tax attorneys the dangerousness of my kung fu, teaching extra-terrestrials about mankind's hidden weaknesses, leaving unmarked packages outside foreign embassies, diseases.
Favorite movies	Aliens vs. Predator
Favorite music	The bitter whining of those whom I've annoyed.
Favorite books	Mein kampfy chair.