Darth Simian

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Imperial Governor of The Monkey Wranch (AKA Earth)
Location San Diego, CA, USA, Earth
Introduction I'm with The Empire. We come in Peace.
Interests Sith, The Dark Side
Favorite Movies Star Wars
Favorite Music The Imperial March, Cantina Song
Favorite Books The Book Of Sith

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I'd hum the 'Cantina Song' from Mos Eisley