Simon the Jester

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About me

Gender MALE
Location Luna City, The Moon
Introduction My first favorite book was David Copperfield. My first Love was Dagney Taggart, faithless witch. I live a life of isolation and intrigue communing with my dog, whose name is Oliver Twisted and considering the strange ways of fate.

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

No. But I would become best friends with Grover Norquist.