Elvis Dingeldein
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Historian |
| Location | Afghanistan |
| Introduction | The Daily Clusterdouche is the effort of Messers Garvulous Q. Slumpuddle and Adrian “Looseliver, Vendetta and Prang” Wapcaplet, and is edited by Elvis Alowishious Farhatt Dingeldein. The Daily is published every few days or so, depending on what news strikes them as worthy of being lacerated with biting wit, edgy satire, or simply the repeated use of the words “clusterdouche” and/or “clownshoe.” The Daily Clusterdouche was founded in 1807 as part of the William Randolph “Rosebud” Hearst media empire, if he was in fact living at that time (we have precious little time for, or interest in, “research”). Originally published as a half broadsheet in black “ink” and circulated entirely amongst insane Chinamen working the railheads west of Kansas City, The Daily grew steadily in popularity while, oddly, declining in circulation. In 1812 The Daily was the first satirical publication to take an enormous dump on The War Thereof, including the now infamous attack ad “GENERAL RENSSELAER or GENERAL WREN-SLAYER*?” Then some other historical stuff happened and The Daily covered that, too. Snarkily. _________________ * Trust us: This killed in 1812. |
| Favorite Music | If it's not on a Disney soundtrack, I've never heard it. |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Edmund Wells. |
"He was not only dull himself but the cause of dullness in others." ~ Samuel Johnson