Sanford R. Jones

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Transportation
Occupation Helicopter Salesman
Location Centreville, Virginia, United States
Introduction I was raised as a normal human. Early in life, I saved a busload of nuns with 3 pennies and a roll of dental floss. I have never maxed out on bench press because I always run out of weights to put on the bar, or run out of room on the bar for the weights. I like gum.
Interests Dropping plates
Favorite Movies Leonard 6, Rocky 5, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, Casablanca, Joe Dirt
Favorite Music Dream Theatre, J-Lo, Beethoven, Clay Aiken, Swervedriver, Devo, Scraping Foetus From The Wheel
Favorite Books The Art Of War, Bridge To Terabithia

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

Cats suck.