Cletus Monet III
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | teacher of truck appreesiation |
| Location | Vernon, Florida, United States |
| Introduction | Im just your average guy who happens to love trucks. Some round these parts think im a little to sufisticated gettin round the puter like I do. I just take a natural lernin to puters and such so it dont seem like much to me. |
| Interests | I love trucks, staring at trucks, ooglin over trucks, drivin trucks, parkin trucks with sweeties, inhalin truck exast, huntin turkeys orin any other aminal that moves in a way i dont appreceate. Lately ive been gettin into politikin and historianin. |
| Favorite Movies | I like that hunny i shrunk the kids. I still dont know how they got dem kids so small and then big again. Dem hollywood folks is smert. |
| Favorite Music | I like jon denver, god rest his sole. When he sings its kinda like gawd himself talkin yur eer off. |
| Favorite Books | Besides the bible- I like them nawty magazines with girls dressed as guys as well as the invers a that and most huntin/truck magazines to. |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
I swim in my natural suit iffin you know what i mean. (Dont you hate it wen yur inch and a half luv maker gets mistakin fur a minnow lure.) Sumtimes I get sand in my crack, not that im complanin.