jg
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Ant Farmer |
| Location | New Haven, CT, United States |
| Introduction | when i was seven i was forced to join the circus by my dad. and by "dad" i mean the homeless guy who smelled like fish who i used to talk to when i got lonely. then, after he'd go to sleep, i'd pee on him. |
| Interests | walking up to teenage girls in malls and asking them, "wow, what happened to your face?", sneaking into fancy restaurants and replacing the fresh brewed coffee with folger's crystals |
| Favorite movies | this would be much too incriminating... |
| Favorite music | the good kind |
| Favorite books | what is this you speak of? this "book?" |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
there once was a bald frog with a wig. wait, what? here's a real story! some day you'll be a pervert for sleeping with an 18 year old. sucks, huh?