Location	California, United States
Introduction	Hard-headed and stubborn with the attention span of a squirrel on crack. I'm never quite sure where I am going or what I may post. Don't count on me to do the expected and you won't be disappointed. ;)
Interests	talking to strangers, reading, cooking, irritating people I am annoyed with, watching sexy dancers.
Favorite movies	Independence Day, Guardian, Alien Resurrection, Chicago, Happy Feet, Let It Ride, Pulp Fiction, Intolerable Cruelty, Bulletproof Monk
Favorite music	Classic rock, Jazz, power ballads, stuff with minor key tonality, aggressive vocals, extensive vamping and lots of riffs.
Favorite books	Special Forces by Marquesate, Little Japan by Jaye Valentine, Magic's Pawn by Mercedes Lackey, too many others to list.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Does a moist waffle make a sound if no one is there to hear it?