UCrawford
| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Malcontent |
| Location | Wichita, Kansas, United States |
| Introduction | UCrawford is an ENTJ who believes in the classic virtues of small government, competent leadership, financial prudence and personal responsibility, while espousing the merits of a complex foreign policy and a strong national defense. UCrawford's attitude to the poor can best be summed up by saying that he thought Jonathan Swift had the right ideas on poverty and it's too bad everyone thought Swift was joking. In his free time, UCrawford also ponders whether the enhanced performance of Cobra clubs would merit the prohibitive cost. |
| Interests | Politics, rugby, soccer, golf, football, softball, basketball, televised sports, travel, exercise, literature, philosophy, and movies with lots of guns. |
| Favorite movies | Apocalypse Now, V for Vendetta, Godfathers I & II, Miracle, Lost, Sunset Boulevard, The Usual Suspects, Layer Cake, Shaun of the Dead, and anything produced by HBO. |
| Favorite music | Most genres, most artists. Far too numerous to mention although Oasis and Tom Petty merit special consideration. |
| Favorite books | The Fountainhead, Animal Farm, The Prince, Starship Troopers, About Face, Ghost Wars. |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No, but I'm neither a five year old girl nor a dork.