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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Stay-at-home-Daddy
Location Flagstaff, AZ., United States
Interests Writing, fiction, horror, comedy, erotica, movies, reading, parenting, dreams, the supernatural, chaos, the infinite, the random, the infinitely random, snakes, storms, the alphabet, androgyny, hairy armpits, agnosticism
Favorite Movies Mulholland Drive, Adaptation, Big Lebowsky, Fight Club, The Piano, American Beauty, Wings of Desire, Last Temptation of Christ, Do the Right Thing, Dawn of the Dead, Sling Blade, Spanking the Monkey, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Forbidden Zone, anything by Lynch, Cronenberg, Jarmusch, Tarantino
Favorite Music Bob Dylan, everyone else. (Everyone else includes:, PJ Harvey, Tom Waits, Patti Smith, Nick Cave, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White Stripes, NIL8, )
Favorite Books Kafka's Amerika, The Shining, The Stand, The World According to Garp, The Dice Man, Fall on Your Knees, Geek Love, Ragtime, Sometimes a Great Notion, Pussy King of the Pirates

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I wouldn't. I would proudly laugh as I walked the plank. Heh-heh-heh. Poop.