The Passerby
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Did you not see my industry? STUDENT! |
| Location | Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I’m average. I’ve been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks,making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Occasionally,I tread water for three days in a row. I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I’m an expert in stucco,a veteran in love,and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe(a garden tool,not a girlie)and a large glass of water,I once single-handedly defended a small village in Chile from a horde of ferocious army ants. When I'm bored,I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I don't perspire. I’m a private citizen,yet I receive fan mail. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I’ve performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week;when I do sleep,I sleep in a chair with one eye open. Once,I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics don’t apply to me. I do brake jobs. I breed prize winning clams. I’ve won bullfights in San Juan,cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka,coconut shaving contests in the Philippines,and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I’ve played Monopoly with Elvis,Tupac,and the Notorious B.I.G. |
| Interests | Too much to fit in this space. Summary: books and "Supernatural". |
| Favorite Movies | Anything Myazaki - amazing director, and Princess Mononoke is his best. I like alot of martial arts foreign films: my fave is a tie between Windriders and House of Flying Daggers. Basically, I like alot of movies people don't know about or don't have the artistic/cultural capacity to appreciate. I also like alot of older movies - Gaslight, Arsenic and Old Lace, What's Up Doc, etc. |
| Favorite Music | Anything hardcore/metalcore, but no pig-squealing grindcore, that stuff sucks. I like classic rock and eighties music - pretty much anything that's not country or gangsta rap. |
| Favorite Books | Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, along with the sequels New Moon and Elcipse. I love anything by Scott Westerfeld, especially his Midnighters Series. Harry Potter is totally bomb. Naturally I love the Bible. I also read alot of online stories and fiction written by fans: "Supernatural" is my favorite fanfic theme. |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
In church. Following one heck of a long prayer session for aid.