Krankie MacHightrousers
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Letter to the editor writer, retired tarpaulin salesman |
| Introduction | You want a story? You'll get a story, you friggin' punk. |
| Interests | Wool, liquified food, bocci ball, long-winded discussions about the weather |
| Favorite movies | A Chorus Line |
| Favorite music | Rudy Vali, Bing Crosby, Tiny Tim (before he sold out), Good Charlotte |
| Favorite books | The Way Things Ought To Be, Farmer's Almanac (1903-1913) |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
Huh? Who writes these questions? Communists?