Esteban del Mal
| Industry | Military |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Dictator |
| Location | Malta |
| Introduction | As the military dictator of the island-nation of Malta, I am duty-bound to keep my veloured and stiletto-heeled boot upon the neck of its people. Rumors that I am the vocalist/harpsichordist for the Klaus Nomi cover band Zoroastrian Nocturne Effluvium Haberdashery and that I perpetrate subway agit-prop graffiti throughout Europe are gross mischaracterizations. I could neither outrun Interpol by speeding down cobblestone byways on my hot pink Vespa, nor so consistently mesmerize Continentals with my impeccable French. |