Rev. Joel Kazoo - AAS

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Gender MALE
Industry Telecommunications
Occupation Telemarketer
Location Graceville, Minnesota, United States
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Introduction I am the founder of the Saint Joel Hodgson Church of MST3K. It is totally my own creation and does not represent the views of Joel Hodgson, Best Brains Incorporated, or anyone involved with the show in any way. We are NOT a cult. There are no loyalty oaths, secret handshakes, or virgin blood sacrifices. At NO time will I EVER ask ANY of you for money. Tape traders are more than welcome.
Interests MST3K, Bowling, Cult Movies, Trivia Games, Walking, Ethnic Food, Reading, Writing, Pets, Saving the World
Favorite Movies TROMA movies, Taxi Driver, Angus, The Wizard of Oz, anything John Waters (except Cry-Baby), The Jerk, One Hour Photo, Auto Focus, Ghost World, Anything with Crispin Glover, Devil at Your Heels, THE BIG CRIME WAVE!, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Little Shop of Horrors (1960), The "Dead" Trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, Anything Peter Jackson, The Holy Mountain, The Last Temptation of Christ, American Splendor, American Movie, and dozens more I'll remember later.
Favorite Music Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Killdozer, nomeansno, Johnny Cash, The Highwaymen, Dwight Yoakam, Dolly Parton, The late, great Eddie Rabbitt (we share a birthday), the spoken word work of Henry Rollins and Jello Biafra(not music, but where else will I put it?), They Might Be Giants, Wally Pleasant, Frank Zappa.
Favorite Books I Know This Much is True by Wally Lamb, Manufacturing Consent by Noam Chomsky, All I Ever Needed to Know About Filmmaking I Learned From "The Toxic Avenger" by Lloyd Kaufman, Shock Value by John Waters, Animal Farm & 1984 by George Orwell, Kick Me by Paul Feig, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut (Jr.)

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Did you know that squirrels are the devil's oven mitts?