Number Three
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Finisher!!! |
| Location | Shitapolis, Shitiana, United States |
| Introduction | From the barren wastes of Shitiana rises a warrior to take on all comers . . . and most goers . . . and most all also-rans . . . to smite the iniquitous . . . and the near iniquitous . . . and, well, hell, the near-near iniquitous . . . . . |