Andy
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Chef Boyardee |
| Location | Lawrence, Kansas, United States |
| Introduction | I really like pants - wearing, repairing, you name it! I'm your go-to guy for pants. My favorite are the kind that have big cargo pockets where I can put all the stuff that doesn't fit into my normal four pockets - sometimes you just have a lot of stuff, like bacon and weed, that you gotta take over to your grandma's house so that she doesn't yell at you for being such a failure. |
| Favorite Movies | I like the movie with the dog that gets into a lot of trouble and Thomas Hanks has to chase him around but he's such a moron! How did he ever get a girlfriend? I think she's gay. |
| Favorite Music | Nickleback has some great tunes that I listen to when I take my little brother to the hospital for his chemotherapy. What an idiot! Cancer is God's way of telling you that you're ugly and he's embarrassed by your big ugly face. |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
When they dress less slutty and appreciate a man who can take ten shots and still drive down the street to McDonalds without getting too frustrated at all the dumb drivers on the road who can't even drive. What's their problem? Also, girls who are gullible and believe me when I say things like "You're cute!" or "I'm safe to drive!" and won't tell me "go away" or "stop."