Dagbert
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | SLC, United States |
| Interests | playing hi-def videogames on no-def televisions, mutha f***ing snakes on mutha f***ing planes, traveling garden gnomes, dirty-ass yakitori, scatology, longboarding, air high-fives, doughnuts, fried chicken on sticks, blowing raspberries, quoting mel brooks movies, people watching, saving the children but not the british children, solid snakes, hemming and hawing, underwear with skulls on them, feasting, fixies, pictures, pictures of fixies, steez, pictures of steez, horse-whipping pilgrims, videogames as art, angry chick pop |
| Favorite movies | Boondock Saints, Tears of the Sun, Blackhawk Down, Crash, Babel, The Great Raid, Number 2, The Bourne Ultimatum, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Hot Fuzz, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, The Kingdom, Inglorious Basterds |
| Favorite music | Glasvegas, Driver F, The Ark, Margot and the Nuclear So & So's, The Gaslight Anthem, K'Naan, Your Vegas, Broadway Calls, The Mile After, Heavens, Teenage Bottlerocket, All Time Low, Manchester Orchestra, Electric President, The Stills, Monty are I, The Graduate, Stroke 9, The Airborn Toxic Event, Mansions, Sleeping at Last, Deas Vail, Go Radio, Hard Fi, Wild Sweet Orange, Joe Purdy, God or Julie, Flight 406, Automatic Loveletter, Third Eye Blind, You Me and Everyone We Know, Valencia, Brett Dennon |
| Favorite books | Kung Fu High, Rant, Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
At the hardware store, numb nuts.

