My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Industry	Technology
Occupation	project monkey
Location	San Francisco, California, United States
Favorite music	Britney, musicals about Nazis, Garbage, Richard Cheese, Bon Jovi
Favorite books	Harry Potter, Red Azalea, Gatsby, Confessions of Max Tivoli, The Other Boleyn Girl, Eichmann, Escape from Freedom, JD Robb trashiness

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I'd hire one.