Gender	Female
Location	United States
Introduction	This is going to be full of rants. I'm stuck with a lot of people I dislike on a daily basis and need an outlet for the resulting seething anger. I like to cook, eat, rant, drink, curse, and be lazy. I'm also a little crazy. You've come here to watch me get uglier.
Interests	Politics, religion, food, hipster hate, video games, reading, ranting, raving, beer

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

Because stumbling to the bathroom is for chumps!