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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Development Goon |
| Location | The District, United States |
| Introduction | My sense of humor is the unfortunate result of my hilariously dry mother and my devastatingly goofy father. I like a good hole-in-the-wall bar. I think Copenhagen is the best city in Europe. I've jumped out of an airplane. I want to win the title for most cheesesteaks eaten in 1.5 hours at Jims Steaks in South Philly (it stands at 15). I would love to retire at 35. I hope when I am old I am fabulously gaudy. |
| Interests | trash-talking, peanut butter and nutella sandwiches, polaroid pictures, coloring books, high heels, Justin Timberlake, gel pens, margaritas, gossip, VH1, taking long naps, riding bikes, coffee, bad puns, musicians with shaggy hair, robots, tiny old people, champagne of beers, playing organized sports, pretty skirts, funny people, spooning |
| Favorite Movies | zoolander, fight club, dead poet society, day for night, living in oblivion, anchorman, edward scissorhands, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, life aquatic, coffee and cigarettes, lost in translation, school of rock, mean girls |
| Favorite Music | the pixies, david bowie, the magnetic fields, sean lennon, the cure, blonde redhead, blondie, johnny, hank, patsy, cibo matto, beck, bloc party, the libertines, phoenix, the clash, mew, public enemy, prince, the sea and cake, outkast, interpol, wilco, james brown, dandy warhols, al green, dick dale, electric six, andrew w.k., neil diamond, b-52s |
| Favorite Books | survivor, heart of darkness, franny and zooey, choke, nine stories, maniac magee, david sedaris books, all edward gorey books, everything by james thurber |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
Consequences just happen, ankles don't.