Felonious Ham
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| Location | Charlotte, NC, United States |
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| Introduction | [Scene: All My Circuits Editing Room. Calculon and the director watch Bender's antics.] Bender: [on TV] Bite my shiny metal ass! [He starts dancing.] Ooh, yeah! C'mon, baby! Come on! Yeah! Bender: Now that's hospital dancing. [He nudges Calculon.] Pretty good, eh, Calcky? Calculon: Good? I've seen better acting from extras in Godzilla movies. [On the screen Bender whistles nonchalantly as he empties a chest of drawers.] I don't even remember shooting this scene. Director: We didn't. That's security camera footage from your dressing room. Calculon: He stole the scene and my money? That's it! I demand you fire this felonious ham! |