J.McGraw
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Factory Owner |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | When she was small, J.McGraw was kidnapped by pirates and put to work in a factory for creating peg legs. After years of whittling and turning and never making a profit, she realised that, statistically, pirates lose many more teeth than legs, and therefore there would be more of a market for wooden teeth. Her ideas for business expansion were shot down by the factory owner, so J. McGraw led a workers revolution, rose up against the pirate overseers and, after a long battle, finally took possession of the factory. After a week-long celebration, the Wooden Leg Factory sign was replaced with the Wooden Tooth Factory, and everyone calmed down and went back to work. Now, the Factory is doing better than ever before - so well, in fact, that all the workers get a half-hour nap break in addition to the pirate council-mandated lunch and tea breaks. J. McGraw lives a life of luxury, occasionally whittling an incisor for a special customer, or adding detail to a molar to keep her hand in. Men love her, and women want to be her. And also love her. Everyone loves her, and life is g... *Snaps awake* "A'right, ye scurvy dogs. Nap time be over. Back to work, the lot o'ye." |
| Interests | Teeth, types of wood, things containing the word 'yaaar'. |
| Favorite movies | Pirates Of The Caribbean, Pirates! In an adventure with Scientists, Treasure Island, The Princess Bride. |
| Favorite music | Sea shanties, pirate metal. |
| Favorite books | The Pirate's Code (mandatory reading for anyone running a pirate-affiliated business). |