The Paper Cat

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Law
Occupation bo-hunk
Location Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Introduction I like looking at missed connections personal ads and sending in fake responses.

Work Experience

1995-1998 -- Organized restructuring of a major U.S. corporation, and increased net profits by $100 through workforce reduction of 534 well-paying jobs with benefits.

1998-2000 -- Handled various offshore transactions through office in Cayman Islands.

2001-2004 -- U.S. Dept. of Justice Prosecutor, white color crime unit. No cases prosecuted.

2004-2005 -- Pursued my real love, instant replay officiating.

2005-present -- Disco maverick.

Favorite Movies Class Act, House Party, House Party 2, Nashville

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

No, because when you do that you see your true love.