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About me

Occupation Oncology Pharmacy
Location Rock Hill, South Carolina, United States
Introduction I have no idea what I am doing, but I sure do a bang-up job at it. Explaining me is like going outside and trying to catch every third raindrop. In the dark. While running backwards. Read: futile. Hell, I can't even do it. I have the fascinating ability to place both feet in my mouth in record time. Sometimes I even have enough charm to get myself out of it. I do firmly believe that well behaved women rarely make history. That being said, I should end up in alot of history books. Even if I have to write it in by hand!
Interests Dark humor, frogs, music, electron microscope images, making my brain work, reading, sleeping, speaking my mind, sarcasm, learning, writing, watching people wade in the shallow end of the gene pool, travel, Canada, hockey, planning hobbies that I am too lazy/unmotivated to attempt, whatever else strikes my fancy at the time
Favorite Movies Kill Me Later, Edward Scissorhands, Fargo, Practical Magic, Shawshank Redemption, Heartbreakers, Highlander, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Very Bad Things, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, Woody Allen, Fred Astaire/Bing Crosby movies
Favorite Music Bach, Matthew Good, The Trews, The Tea Party, Blues, Tragically Hip, Morphine, Big Sugar, Incubus, Dave Matthews, Limblifter, Black Crowes, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Crystal Method, Tool, Susan Tedeschi, Sam Roberts, Nine Inch Nails, Funk, Allman Brothers Band, The Clarks, Grady
Favorite Books A Prayer for Owen Meaney, American Gods, Perdido Street Station, Inferno, Mists of Avalon, Ishmael, My Ishmael, Interview with a Vampire, Dean Koontz, science magazines, my medical dictionary, you name it - I'm a compulsive reader

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Throw it out the window: who's to say that the peel is on or off if no one can see it...