Ed Turner
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional Amature. |
| Location | Sacramento, CA, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I'm Ed. That's about all I have to offer. There's a reason that picture shows me in a Confederate soldier's uniform, leering obscenely at the camera. There really is. I can't get into it, but it's there. |
| Interests | You know, stuff, things, junk, whatnot... and so on. Also, SF, Star Trek, reading, zombies, (not making them or anything I just love zombies), cats, acting, juggling |
| Favorite movies | Anything with zombies:, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead, Good SF; which is hard to come by:, Stargate, even-numbered Star Trek movies, Comedy:, the Hudsucker Proxy, Blazing Saddles, MST3k, The Emperor's New Groove, And some brilliant TV shows:, Neverwhere, Firefly |
| Favorite music | I have terrible taste in music:, The Pogues, the Pillows, "Weird Al" Yankovic, broadway musicals. |
| Favorite books | Terry Pratchett,:, Small Gods, Night Watch, Feet of Clay, Guards! Guards!,., Neil Gaiman,:, Neverwhere, American Gods, Sandman,., Larry Nivin,:, Known Space, Ringworld, Flatlander,., H.P. Lovecraft,:, Call of Cthulhu, At the Mountains of Madness, Herbert West: Reanimator, |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
I'll be ankle-deep in blood. Or some viscous fluid, at any rate.