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My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | writer |
| Location | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I can type over 215 words per minute. That may seem impressive, but I also have no sense of smell. I can't help but think the two are connected. I have a superfluous third nipple. It’s in a baby food jar in the fridge. It's not actually mine. I mean, I guess it’s mine now. I’m not sure whose it was, originally. It was stuck to the back of my coat one day when I got off the bus, and it just seemed wrong to throw it away. I have a gigantic head. Seriously, it’s like 53¼” in circumference. Seen straight on it doesn’t look that big, because it’s not your typical ovoid shape. Mine was a difficult delivery, and there was an “incident” with some forceps. So, while it looks pretty normal from the front, it tapers to a pretty severe "V" in the back. If I shaved it, I’d look kind of like the creature from Alien. My hair covers most of it, but I have a heck of a time wearing a hoodie. I am responsible for the disappearance of the bees. I swear I didn't mean any harm. That first one was just so darn tasty. I've had this account for 4 years, and still can't figure out how to make the "About Me" feature show block paragraphs. True story. |
| Interests | musical theater, lyricist, playwriting, playwright, librettist,writing, cooking, walking, cycling, swimming, theater, reading, comedy, humor |
| Favorite movies | Donnie Darko, The Wrong Box, The Ruling Class, Strangelove, What’s New, Pussycat?, What’s Up, Tiger Lily? What’s That in the Road, A Head? (PS: One of those is not a real movie.) |
| Favorite music | Kenny & The Eggplants, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tony Bennett, Jonathan Coulton, Michael Penn, Cake, The Mountain Goats, Jeffrey Lewis, Fountains of Wayne, Magnetic Fields, Sondheim, Pink Martini, Polly Pen, The Odds, Leonard Cohen, Mary Margaret O’Hara, The Shins, The Weakerthans, The Decembrists, many Broadway cast albums, but probably fewer than you’d think, considering. |
| Favorite books | A Case of Curiosities, The Collector Collector, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, e, The Eight, The Fortress of Solitude, The Grand Complication, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Invisible Monsters, The Eyre Affair, Memoir from Antproof Case, Still Life With Woodpecker, pretty much anything by P.G. Wodehouse. http://www.librarything.com/down.php?view=roseyv |