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| Industry | Arts |
|---|---|
| Location | Los Angeles, CA, United States |
| Introduction | Hi! I have terminal cancer and I suck at painting. Here at the hospital they want me to glue macaroni to pieces of construction paper and write "I love you, Mom!" with crayons. Well I suck at macaroni art, so I draw "dicks" or "wangs" on the comics from the newspaper. Did I mention that I have butt cancer? Sometimes we staple together two paper plates full of beans and shake them until the voices go away. I'm not good at that either. My dad worked in demolitions but got fired because he built something. My mother is a librarian at my old school. She once read a book on how to give cancer to your kids and did I mention my mom gave me cancer? |
| Favorite movies | "practical magic" starring sandra bullock |