scatfist

My blogs

Gender	Male
Introduction	This blog is so far up his own arse the only way to read it is by sending a three-strong team of experienced climbers with fully stocked yaks and rudimentary supplies on a complete suicide mission to retrieve his own ego. You heard me.
Interests	Punching celebrities

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

Kill myself with a shotgun to the temple. No head, no bother