My blogs

Blogs I follow

Industry	Arts
Occupation	Comedian
Location	United States
Introduction	I am a big human person who would like to dress up in a large chicken suit and roller-skate around the country and make a funny movie about it. I want the chicken suit to be tastefully done. Also, I write many funny things on my blog: namely, absurd, corny, fowl humor, with lots of jokes about breasts and some about legs and thighs. Actually, come to think of it, I haven't had nearly enough breast jokes on my blog of late, and doggone it, that's gonna change. Tonight. Also, I like to eat bugs.
Interests	Roller blading, roller skating, wacky films
Favorite movies	Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Blazing Saddles, Miss Congeniality
Favorite music	Electronica, bluegrass
Favorite books	Dilbert anything, The Far Side anything, Peanuts anything, the Arizona Commerce Authority's Growth Sector Overview Report