Blayne Edwards
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Chattanooga, Tennessee |
| Introduction | Author's Disclaimer: I have nothing against trailer parks or the people who live in them. |
| Interests | Sex, noise, dirt. (Yes, in that order.) |
| Favorite movies | Braveheart, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Amadeus, Possession, Dangerous Liaisons (Must be the frilly underwear or something...) |
| Favorite music | SKYNYRD!!!! (Yes, I'm a redneck) |
| Favorite books | This is too stressful. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Shoes? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!