tduckybushenshrub

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Professional Baseball Player
Location Oak View, California, United States
Introduction What's there to say? I play and love Baseball, and I love Dancing.
Interests Baseball, Dancing, Singing, and Baseball.
Favorite Movies Twelve Angry Men, A&E Pride and Prejudice, Arsenic and Old Lace, Pirates of Penzance, Muppet Treasure Island, Muppet Christmas Carol
Favorite Music Simon&Garfunkel, Various other Bands which I am unable to name because I am somewhat ignorant
Favorite Books Lord of the Rings, Shadow of the Bear/Black as Night, Space Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice, Count of Monte Cristo

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

My milkshake will probably have some serious issues with this incident. In all likelihood, I will be forced to take him to a psychiatrist, and possibly a hypnotist. But rest assured, my poor abused Shake, I will help you through this traumatic time.