Gender	Female
Industry	Student
Location	Sioux Falls, South Dakota, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	The Jennifistopheles is a nocturnal creature of the upper central United States. It thrives in thunderstorms, used book stores, and the manga section of the local comic book store. It belongs on one of the lowest rungs of the food chain, hunting only the weakest members of the wild herds of Diet Dr. Pepper and grazing for grilled onions and mushrooms only when the sun is at its lowest ebb. It is a solitary creature, highly territorial, and prone to hibernation during the humid summer months. Glimpses of this pale, red-haired creature are few and far between, and it is speculated that the Jennifistopheles will soon be included on the endangered species lists.

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

No, I just worry that my damn contacts will come out.