Der Forkmeister
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| Location | London, United Kingdom |
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| Introduction | Der Forkmeister is a supreme master. Being supreme is a real drag sometimes, so Der Forkmeister loves indulging into pagan pleasures. Der Forkmeister's favourite pastime is driving his BMW in the autostrasse. Der Forkmeister also loves travelling, especially to any countries with names finishing with 'tan', like Tajikistan or Daguestan. He is addicted to Portobello Mushrooms and Jaffa Cakes, and he always carries a fork with him. |