Adam Monroe

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Humanitarian
Location United States
Introduction All you need to know about me is that I am solemn, eternal, and doomed to be trapped in this hot young body for all of… Oh, who am I kidding. I am God. I’m about 400 years old, immortal, and can break into a bel canto like no other... but I too have boredom and abandonment issues. Unlike that attention-getter cheerleader kid everyone’s so obsessed with. In any case, I'm really bored and need something to do. Why don't you join my cause, and together we can change history or something. (P.S.—You might hear rumors, here and there, that I’m a manipulative snake. Ignore those fat little Company elves. They're just jealous.)
Interests knitting, population control, travel, stamp-collecting, reading, Alias reruns, fencing, little Japanese men
Favorite Movies Dracula, Harry Potter, Gone With the Wind, Rashomon, Godzilla, Breakfast at TIffany's, Kill Bill, The Last Samurai
Favorite Music classical, opera, folk, blues, Gregorian chants, Kabuki theater, rock, new age
Favorite Books The Picture of Dorian Gray

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

It brings all the boys to the yard...to kill them.