Kat Von Devious

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Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	substitute teacher
Location	Detroit area, Michigan
Introduction	I'm a contradiction in terms (case in point- I love ketchup almost as much as life itself but hate tomatoes). I'm also a 24 year old hot mess (reformed for the most part..or trying). I think this stems from being the youngest of five, but more than likely because I'm left handed. Check it- most of us are serial killers or bat shit crazy. I attempt to be a respectable woman but I curse like a sailor. I love drinking beer, watching sports, and generally participating in shenanigans. You'd think I was meant to be a man, no? While I have the mind set of a perverted 13 year old boy, I live in the body of a 5'6", 120 pound blonde. I am constantly at odds with myself, but its ok because I'm a pretty good sparring partner. If you'd like to know anything else, just message me!

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Who said I didn't??!