Laura
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Hobo |
| Location | That one place. You know what I'm talking about |
| Introduction | I think I was "born" from a small test tube in a dirty city somewhere in Nevada. ...But I can't be sure really, as it's extremely hard to remember that far back, especially since I went into shock the moment I was "born." Some people say that I couldn't say ANYTHING for a year and a half after my birth. Wow! Weird, huh? I was then abducted by aliens who wanted to turn me into a super baby genius. I'm happy to say that their efforts weren't in vain, for I am currently the smartest person I know. Anyway, after realizing their success, they were about to begin some hideous experiments on me, but I foiled their fiendish plot by roughly jabbing them with a pointy stick. (It was a VERY pointy stick.) They, of course, recognized my superiority after that and dropped me off in a small city where I found two people who's brains I implanted microscopic computer chips into to make them think I was their daughter. I also had to do that with some of my "earlier" friends, but we wont go into that. There I enjoy playing with my dog Maggie, drawing, writing, sleeping, reading, and plotting world domination. Good day. |
| Interests | drawing, writing, skiing, climbing, reading, and playing on the computer until my brain rots |
| Favorite movies | Pirates of the Caribbean, Inception, Thor, Megamind, Night of the Living Dead, Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Lion King, Idiocracy, and probably a whole lot of other things that I don't want to think about at the moment |
| Favorite music | ICP, Pink Floyde, Taylor Swift, Three Days Grace, Tom Lehrer, I'll listen to anything as long as it's done well |
| Favorite books | SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! |