Iron Bess

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	Modified Lifestyle
Location	East Clifford, NS, Canada
Introduction	Iron Bess isn’t my real name, it is the name I use when I am working undercover for the CIA, M5, and the FSM. Every post in this blog is coded to send my secrets across the ether safely to Cthulu’s minions who will use the information to infiltrate all the governments of the world. You may have seen some of my influences already. Casual Fridays. Inspirational posters on the walls. Four hour budget meetings right after lunch. Employee evaluations. And the pièce de résistance, TV commercials. Diabolical. In the meantime I hang out at Kitpu Estates pretending to be a hermit while trying to hide my ankle monitor as I await sentencing for that stabby little incident with the waiter who was trying to take my plate before I was done all of my cake. It was a trifling little matter, after all he still has his other hand.
Interests	Writing, running, swimming, painting, drawing, hiking, traveling, reading, and sleeping in.
Favorite Movies	Lord of the Rings, The Fifth Element, and a bunch of others -
Favorite Books	The Demon Haunted World, The Stand, Guns, Germs and Steel, anything by Dave Barry, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Pride and Prejudice, The Mists of Avalon, Good Omens, most books by Neil Gaiman, The God Delusion, Portugese Irregular Verbs, The Time Traveller's Wife, etc, etc