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Captain Jack
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GenderMale
OccupationI'm A Stay-At-Home Pirate
LocationOn A Pirate Ship, Duh, The Carribean
IntroductionI'm a deadly thing to behold, to put it mildly. Smart, too. Incredibly amazing. People go blind by my awesomeness. Some people may call me short, but I am very tall in character. My Human Thing is always telling me how cute I am.
InterestsFood, Balls, things that squeak. I like my Human Thing.
Favorite moviesAny movie with a dog in it. Dog experts(ick)say that us dogs can't see in 2D. I can. I must be supernatural or something.
Favorite musicI like it when my Human Thing asks me if I want to play with her. Does that count?
Favorite booksI can't read.

The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?

Oh, that was a monumental day. I was extremely surprised, considering that I had just gotten eaten by a Leviathan.

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