Missing Wallace
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| Introduction | I'm Wallace and I work as a Private Investigator (P.I.), sounds exciting doesn't it. Not so at least not for the last year or so, my cases all are Missing cases. Missing: dogs, cats, horses, a unicorn minus the horn, ipods, two headed animals, lake monsters, a giraffe, two UFOs and a mammoth. I'd love a missing person I just seem destined to bring out the crazies. Most of them do pay me, okay not always in money; sporting equipment and more allotment veg you can shake a sharp stick at. Doesn't actually pay the rent although I do have an understanding landlady, most of the time. |
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| Interests | Drinking, Poker |

