Cap'n_Jack
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Business Services |
| Occupation | Pirate Captain |
| Location | The Caribbean, The Sea, Djibouti |
| Introduction | Fuck off ya lubber |
| Interests | pillaging, plundering, eating babies, the occasional rape |
| Favorite Movies | Does it have a pirate in it? Then yes. Except for One Piece which can go fuck itself. |
| Favorite Music | Queen, Aerosmith, David Bowie, drunken pirate shanties, Finntroll, Rolling Stones, Kiss, Journey, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Meatloaf |
| Favorite Books | "Fuck Off" the series |
Q: Are you going to eat that? A: Ziggy Boogy Doo! (nuclear explosion)