My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Occupation	Freelance Writer
Location	Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom
Introduction	Received a text message; it read.... Police have found the body of a woman with a fat arse, a moustache, saggy tits and a big baggy fanny. Text me back so I know you're okay! As I sat in my armchair at home 'working,' the inevitable happened…. I got distracted by aforementioned text and decided to forward it on to all close female friends. This was of course in a selfless act to spread amusement and not in a desperate attempt to avoid doing my admin. Unfortunately I forgot to take the time to consider my audience and within minutes received a reply from my perfect size 0 friend stating 'I'M NOT FAT.' Presumably she was okay with being branded saggy titted, baggy fannied and lest not forget…. DEAD!!! It was at this point in my life I decided to start blogging in an effort to decipher what the hell was happening to the world.