Brando
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | JohnHugesVille, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Uglier than Tina Fey. Funnier than Howie Mandel. |
| Interests | Writing, Not working |
| Favorite Movies | Rushmore, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Holy Grail, Lord of the Rings, Aliens, Selma Hayek's nude scene in Desperado |
| Favorite Music | Dorky progressive rock, undorky classic punk rock, hipster doofus indie rock |
| Favorite Books | Pastoralia, Sun Also Rises, Huck Finn, Great Gatsby, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Et Tu Babe, Cloud Atlas |
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
Thanks for kicking me out of the band. P.S. I left my sphyilis on the tour bus toilet seat.