Brando

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About me

Gender MALE
Location JohnHugesVille, Illinois, United States
Introduction Uglier than Tina Fey. Funnier than Howie Mandel.
Interests Writing, Not working
Favorite Movies Rushmore, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Holy Grail, Lord of the Rings, Aliens, Selma Hayek's nude scene in Desperado
Favorite Music Dorky progressive rock, undorky classic punk rock, hipster doofus indie rock
Favorite Books Pastoralia, Sun Also Rises, Huck Finn, Great Gatsby, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Et Tu Babe, Cloud Atlas

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

Thanks for kicking me out of the band. P.S. I left my sphyilis on the tour bus toilet seat.