Byron
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Poor struggling musician |
| Location | Melbourne, Australia |
| Introduction | Writer. Singer songwriter. Pedant. Humorist. Won't suffer fools. Can't abide the misuse of punctuation. Enjoys cake. |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
Her name... is Delta Goodrem.

