Reflector Collector

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Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Cube Dweller
Location Roseville, MN, United States
Introduction "Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." Carl G. Jung
Interests Bikes, being outside
Favorite Movies Raising Arizona
Favorite Music Bob Dylan, REM, Frank Black, Enya, The Pixies, U2, Neil Young, Bob Marley, The Shins, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, New Pornographers, get the idea that I like an eclectic collection of tunes?
Favorite Books I prefer textbooks. Data Warehouse Toolkit, Inside Microsoft® SQL Server® 2008: T-SQL Programming (Pro-Developer), The Microsoft Data Warehouse Toolkit: With SQL Server 2008 R2 and the Microsoft Business Intelligence Toolset, Pro SQL Server 2008 Relational Database Design and Implementation

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt B; Thank you ever so much for the syrup dispenser. It looks so nice next to my honey jar shaped like a bear. Why does honey come in a jar shaped like a bear? Cheap marketing ploy to appeal to our animal instincts? Hoping we all want to be bear-like, growl, and eat honey.