Reflector Collector
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Gender | Male |
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Industry | Technology |
Occupation | Cube Dweller |
Location | Roseville, MN, United States |
Introduction | "Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." Carl G. Jung |
Interests | Bikes, being outside |
Favorite Movies | Raising Arizona |
Favorite Music | Bob Dylan, REM, Frank Black, Enya, The Pixies, U2, Neil Young, Bob Marley, The Shins, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, New Pornographers, get the idea that I like an eclectic collection of tunes? |
Favorite Books | I prefer textbooks. Data Warehouse Toolkit, Inside Microsoft® SQL Server® 2008: T-SQL Programming (Pro-Developer), The Microsoft Data Warehouse Toolkit: With SQL Server 2008 R2 and the Microsoft Business Intelligence Toolset, Pro SQL Server 2008 Relational Database Design and Implementation |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt B; Thank you ever so much for the syrup dispenser. It looks so nice next to my honey jar shaped like a bear. Why does honey come in a jar shaped like a bear? Cheap marketing ploy to appeal to our animal instincts? Hoping we all want to be bear-like, growl, and eat honey.