numbsain

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Industry Environment
Occupation acquiring sustanence from my environment
Location Los Angeles, CA, United States
Introduction I came from a family. we lived in a place, in a bigger place, inside an even bigger place. I had parents. They did something. when I was an age I did something. Then I did something else. But nothing happened so I had to do another thing then something happened. Soon I found myself and I was right here all along. I don't look for myself anymore because my experience has taught me the things I believe I know but mostly I know how I feel and how I feel is the way it is but only for me. Do you know who I am. Neither do I. I know you are me because we both exist. I know I do because I said this and you are reading this but I suspect not for much longer. So I'm going to stop bef...
Interests What other people think about, How tall would I have to be to lick the moon, why cars bump into each other, What alien penises look like, how do teeth form.
Favorite Movies purple, but I would not like it to be the only color because then I would be tired of it. In fact it would make me puke.
Favorite Music Two monkeys banging on a transmission with sticks. That's it. anything else is just pretentious bullshit.
Favorite Books Coloring books, used books, books of matches, books on how to read

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Fresh beef Liver. and it will commemorate the victor to whom the spoils go.